Family Quotes

• I don't have very many of these, as you can see.
• Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family.
• I told my dad I stopped raising hell and he called me a quitter! (True Story)
• Let your child be the teenager he or she wants to be, not the adolescent you were or wish you had been.
• Our children give us the opportunity to become the parents we always wished we'd had.
• Proud mother of a delinquent child!
• A sister is a little bit of childhood that can never be lost.
• When you love them, they drive you crazy because they know they can.
• The only guy a girl can trust is her Daddy. Guys, you have big shoes to fill because my Daddy will sure be hard to beat. (Thats true)
• Marriage is both a gift and a task to be accomplished.
• A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie.
• Parents are always there, from beginning to the end, they'll always be there
• According to my parents, I'm a potential serial killer.