Stupid Quotes

• It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
• A lot of beautiful people are stupid. There’s a tremendous amount of idiots who look so good. It’s frightening.
• A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
• As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.
• Being stupid is its own reward
• Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything.
• I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.
• Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change.
• STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand
• With fame I become more and more stupid, which of course is a very common phenomenon.
• I say no to drugs, but they don’t listen.
• If aliens are looking for intelligent life?! WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SCARED?!
• The government is not doing enough about cleaning up the environment. This is a good planet.
• Sure, it’s going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.
• Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.
• I have opinions of my own –strong opinions– but I don’t always agree with them.
• The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.
• Stop being so stupid.. it’s my turn.
• If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing
• When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer him
• You can’t just let nature run wild.
• A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
• I cannot tell you how grateful I am — I am filled with humidity.
• The private enterprise system indicates that some people have higher incomes than others.
• Eight more days and I can start telling the truth again.
• Many wise words are spoken in jest, but they don’t compare with the number of stupid words spoken in earnest.