Insult Quotes

• Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
• I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
• Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn’t have given you worse advice…
• Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?
• Your village just called. They’re missing an idiot.
• Shouldn’t you have a license for being that ugly?
• I’m sorry, I’m a little busy. Can i ignore you later?
• I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
• Don’t let you mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.
• A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.
• Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
• You can’t fix stupid.
• And I thought I had problems? Look at your face!
• Sure, I’ve seen people like you before – but I had to pay an admission.
• If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative.
• Sure, I’d love to help you out…now, which way did you come in?
• The most effective comeback to an insult is silence.
• Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.
• I’d love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can’t count that high.
• I have met a lot of hard boiled eggs in my time, but you’re twenty minutes.
• All day I thought of you….I was at the zoo.
• Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
• If you’re gonna be two faced.. at least try to make one pretty.
• Don’t hate me because i’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.
• He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.
• For the love of God, do you at least remember what you were doing the day they were passing out common sense?
• I won’t insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.
• Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone.
• If brains were taxed, you’d get a rebate.
• Even rabbits insult an dead lion.
• There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that he has never known trouble.
• You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.
• An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult.
• Never insult an alligator until you’ve crossed the river.
• I may be fat, but i can exercise, you can’t fix ugly!
• They just ran out of brains by the time you got there, so they gave you a nice wood carving instead.
• A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults.
• Never insult anyone by accident.
• Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
• To force a man to pay for the violation of his own liberty is indeed an addition of insult to injury.